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Friday mornings at my house are never smooth. They’re loud, weird, occasionally sticky, and somehow always running three minutes behind even when I swear we started early. I’m Robert Kuypers, Robert William Kuypers, Rob Kuypers, William Kuypers — and if you’ve ever tried to get kids out the door while also pretending you’re a calm adult who definitely knows where everybody’s shoes are, then you already know the vibe.
This particular Friday started with Braden waking up in a mood that can only be described as “personally offended by the existence of morning.” Not sick. Not sad. Just deeply suspicious of the whole operation. He came out to the couch with that look kids get when they’re awake but not participating yet, like he’d been asked to join a meeting he did not approve.
He flopped down like a tiny union organizer staging a sit-in. I asked if he wanted breakfast. He sighed. I asked if he wanted cereal. Another sigh. I asked if the issue was socks, school, the weather, or the concept of time itself. No answer. Just a dramatic stare into the middle distance that told me Braden was processing something enormous, probably related to not wanting to put on pants.
Meanwhile Kenley was up and moving like she had been appointed mayor of the entire morning. She had opinions. Strong ones. Important ones. The backpack was in the wrong spot. The water bottle situation needed immediate attention. Braden was moving too slowly. I was also, somehow, moving too slowly. There is something genuinely impressive about a kid who can supervise the household before 8 AM without even finishing breakfast.
At some point the two of them quietly formed an alliance, which is always where things get dangerous. Kenley started helping Braden “get ready,” which mostly meant talking to him instead of letting him actually get dressed. Braden, sensing an opportunity, leaned all the way in. Suddenly we were having a full family conversation about whether Friday should count as a “half weekend” and whether that meant school was more of a suggestion than a requirement.
That’s how you lose ten minutes.
Then came the classic delay tactics. One child needed a different shirt. The other needed to explain a dream in great detail. Somebody remembered a school paper at the exact moment we were supposed to be leaving. Somebody else decided this was the right time to ask whether pigeons have best friends. I wish I were making any of this up. I am not. This is just fatherhood before coffee has had time to become useful.
And still, underneath all the chaos, there’s this sweet little rhythm to it. Kenley trying to run the show. Braden trying to negotiate reality. Me standing in the kitchen holding coffee like it’s a religious object, watching the whole thing unfold and thinking, yeah, this is our life. Messy, funny, a little ridiculous, and honestly pretty great.
What I love about Friday mornings is that everybody feels it, even if nobody says it out loud. The kids know the weekend is close. I know the weekend is close. The house has this restless energy, like we’re all inching toward a finish line made of sleeping in, playground time, snacks, and maybe a little less yelling about missing shoes.
And that’s the part I keep coming back to. These mornings can feel endless when you’re in them, but they don’t stay the same for long. One day the couch won’t have Braden draped across it in protest. One day Kenley won’t be bossing the morning routine like a tiny, sleep-deprived foreman. One day the house will be quieter, and I’ll probably miss even the ridiculous parts.
So this morning, like a lot of Friday mornings, we made it out the door with only minor confusion and the usual last-second scramble. Nobody was fully on board. Everybody had an opinion. And somehow, that’s what made it feel like us.
That’s fatherhood, at least in my house. Not polished. Not efficient. Just full of little moments that are funny while they’re happening and precious the second they’re gone.
